Age 28, married, 7 cats, 1 turtle, hiding from the world. Here for fanfics, fandom, feminism, politics, poetry, and shit that makes me laugh, so this is not a theme blog. I don't tag consistently, so if you're not down with that I understand.
Reblogged from redthepuppy
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it
they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it
Reblogged from idalyemfandoms
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Hallelujah for these comments. Its about time we tackled the REAL issues of male incineration. They probably have Mommy issues and seek out attention from the wrong women. These women see that cheap polyester from miles away and feel that this what the men want.