do an impression of me in my inbox
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
Sometimes I wonder if I should confine my blogging to just relaxing stuff, like fandom and kitties and funny crap and poetry. I feel strongly about lots of social issues, but it’s actually kind of exhausting. Maybe I’ll split stuff up onto a side blog? Idk. What do you all think?
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
you should read the story
Why cello there
This has 130 notes.
Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny
This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything
This is it. This is fuckin it. This is the legacy I leave on this god-forsaken website. This is what future generations will remember me for, after all is said and done and the world dies down, this is what will be recorded in the annals of history as the one thing I achieved in my entire existence, and its the stupidest goddamn thing I could have possibly done. With three words I immortalized myself as the cello guys, not knowing what I wrought, and here we now stand.
165,000 notes is way too many. 10,000 followers is way too many. Everything is way too many. This wasn’t that funny, but here we are. Here we are, sad and tired and full of regret, at the cusp of the world, and here I will rot with what could have been.
Know that I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say that I loathe each and every one of you bastards for doing this.
SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND
dragons came back
killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde
and then if you needed money
you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel
and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now
I haven’t done fandom posts for a while, or poetry, or anything of interest really. Y’all are super nice for sticking around, especially if you signed on for, y’know, actual content instead of untagged reblog splats. I’ll pick back up again. Thanks guys.